I LOVE THE COMEDY CLUBS AND THE CLOSENESS OF THE CROWD. HOWEVER THE MORE YA DO THE BIG ROOMS THEY START TO BECOME YOUR HOME AS WELL AND YOU ADJUST TO THE SURROUNDINGS. I LOVE THEM BOTH. I MISS THE CLUBS BUT THATS WHAT YA WORK FOR TO DO THE BIG ROOMS!
I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park. - Larry The Cable Guy
I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.
- Larry The Cable Guy
Sometimes you've gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck. - Larry The Cable Guy
Sometimes you've gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck.
I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo - Larry The Cable Guy
I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo
Remember, half the people you know are below average. - Larry The Cable Guy
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling - Larry The Cable Guy
Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling
I'm on the diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That's a good diet. I lost 10 pounds and my driver's license. - Larry The Cable Guy
I'm on the diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That's a good diet. I lost 10 pounds and my driver's license.
I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I'm sure you are aware … - Larry The Cable Guy
I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I'm sure you are aware …
He who laughs last, thinks slowest. - Larry The Cable Guy
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
I pretty much live on my tour bus.I do well around 300 shows a year. A lot of times I will do two shows a night. - Larry The Cable Guy
I pretty much live on my tour bus.I do well around 300 shows a year. A lot of times I will do two shows a night.
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