I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don't get into it because I do comedy already.

- Jerry Lewis

It'll keep you alive for another 10 years if you get yourself a laugh once a day: either provoke it, or look around in the wildest laboratory in the …

- Jerry Lewis

For those who understand, no explaination is needed...For those who don't, none will do.

- Jerry Lewis

You might as well like yourself; just think about all the time you're gonna have to spend with you.

- Jerry Lewis

If you think childlike, you'll stay young. If you keep your energy going, and do everything with a little flair, you're gunna stay young. But most pe…

- Jerry Lewis

I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize the…

- Jerry Lewis

A lot of people resent that I've been in someone's life for 50 years. Why shouldn't people have an affection for me and what I've done? Didn't I have…

- Jerry Lewis

The doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say, 'Get the other 41 bucks from the othe…

- Jerry Lewis

I've had great success being a total idiot.

- Jerry Lewis