Comedy comes from pain, and no one knows that better than this woman Roseanne Barr—who was molested as a child. Uch. That poor molester. Roseanne never got over it. She felt violated. She had trust issues. She never got the candy he promised her.
I've always liked cops, as much as you can like a group of people, you know? Sure, I've been hassled, but I'm a white dude - privileged. - Jeff Ross
I've always liked cops, as much as you can like a group of people, you know? Sure, I've been hassled, but I'm a white dude - privileged.
- Jeff Ross
Instead of running for President, why don’t you try walking on a treadmill? - Jeff Ross
Instead of running for President, why don’t you try walking on a treadmill?
My life and my career have been a series of happy and not so happy accidents. - Jeff Ross
My life and my career have been a series of happy and not so happy accidents.
Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. … - Jeff Ross
Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. …
Life is short. You have to be able to laugh at our pain or we never move on. - Jeff Ross
Life is short. You have to be able to laugh at our pain or we never move on.
People are not afraid to be very direct with police. And I think that's part of the problem is that people are angry at the cops and then the cops ar… - Jeff Ross
People are not afraid to be very direct with police. And I think that's part of the problem is that people are angry at the cops and then the cops ar…
The good thing about a jail show is nobody gets up and walks out. - Jeff Ross
The good thing about a jail show is nobody gets up and walks out.
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be. - Jeff Ross
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.
How is it possible that Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain? - Jeff Ross
How is it possible that Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain?
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