Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh.
Twelve years ago my mother gets her cataracts removed. So twelve years ago the doctor gives her these enormous sunglasses to wear to protect her eyes… - Judy Gold
Twelve years ago my mother gets her cataracts removed. So twelve years ago the doctor gives her these enormous sunglasses to wear to protect her eyes…
- Judy Gold
I have a nice little house in LA. Well, the bedroom is nice. I have French doors in the bedroom. They don't open unless I lick them. - Judy Gold
I have a nice little house in LA. Well, the bedroom is nice. I have French doors in the bedroom. They don't open unless I lick them.
The first time I did stand-up was on a dare. - Judy Gold
The first time I did stand-up was on a dare.
What if obese people couldn't get married? - Judy Gold
What if obese people couldn't get married?
Joan Rivers broke down barriers, advocated for free speech, and never apologized for who she was. - Judy Gold
Joan Rivers broke down barriers, advocated for free speech, and never apologized for who she was.
My doctor said I had OCD. I couldn't believe it. I had to call him nine times to make sure. - Judy Gold
My doctor said I had OCD. I couldn't believe it. I had to call him nine times to make sure.
We never talked to each other in my family. We communicated by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator. - Judy Gold
We never talked to each other in my family. We communicated by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator.
Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold
Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.
If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car - Judy Gold
If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car
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