Comfort is everything. You start doing something and you want it to be perfect right away, but most babies are born ugly and then they shake it out and you get beautiful toddlers.
Things don't exist until they exist. - John Mulaney
Things don't exist until they exist.
- John Mulaney
I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment. - John Mulaney
I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment.
Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken - John Mulaney
Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken
The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time. - John Mulaney
The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.
I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table. - John Mulaney
I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table.
Excuse me: I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I'm new in town. - John Mulaney
Excuse me: I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I'm new in town.
I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion. - John Mulaney
I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion.
Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it like Delta Airlines - John Mulaney
Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it like Delta Airlines
I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting. - John Mulaney
I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.
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