As an actor, you're never busy enough.

- Bryan Callen

Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never like…

- Bryan Callen

There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A.

- Bryan Callen

My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that.

- Bryan Callen

My parents were really nice to me.

- Bryan Callen

Its always a shock to me when I get recognized.

- Bryan Callen

Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.

- Bryan Callen

I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.

- Bryan Callen

Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.

- Bryan Callen