... the running shoe ... could be called the Swiss Army knife of footwear ... What appeal is there to a shoe whose only selling point is comfort?

- Mimi Pond

Of all the wonderful things that men and women share, shoes, tragically, are not one of them. This is because men lack the shoe chromosome.

- Mimi Pond

What becomes of the broken-hearted? They buy shoes.

- Mimi Pond

Even if you're fat, one thing always fits: shoes.

- Mimi Pond

Walking in high heels should be made an Olympic sport.

- Mimi Pond

Remember when you were eleven years old and you thought how great it would be to get your period? And then you got it? That's what planning a wedding…

- Mimi Pond

Your wedding will not be what you think it is going to be, no matter what you think it is going to be.

- Mimi Pond

It is tempting to think of your husband-to-be as just another bridal accessory. It may be easier for him to play along with this too. After all, you …

- Mimi Pond

Planning your own coming-of-age experience may wither you prematurely, but just think of it this way: If you can get through this, childbirth should …

- Mimi Pond