You're not too good for the sleep mask-neck pillow combo! You're not too cool for it!

- Nikki Glaser

No guy is ever gonna be like, 'Well, I'm not into her because she just doesn't seem into me!' That's never been a complaint for why a guy doesn't lik…

- Nikki Glaser

I throw out compliments to strangers all the time, because I would like it back at me, and do unto others.

- Nikki Glaser

I was always thinking the funny things but was always quiet and scared to be made fun of.

- Nikki Glaser

I've been living out of a suitcase for over a decade.

- Nikki Glaser

When you use sleep mask, no one's gonna recognize you. You're gonna look like an idiot, but it's so worth it.

- Nikki Glaser

No one's too big for a compliment. A lot of times, people think with celebrities, 'Oh, she knows she's great in that!' Meryl Streep still likes a com…

- Nikki Glaser

I think girls in general need to be more complimentary... It just makes people feel better.

- Nikki Glaser