Computer Science: A study akin to numerology and astrology, but lacking the precision of the former and the success of the latter.

- Stan Kelly-Bootle

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

- Stan Kelly-Bootle

Committee, n.: A group of people that, when given the task of deciding whether to start array indices from either 0 or 1, compromises to declare that…

- Stan Kelly-Bootle

There are three things a man must do before his life is done; Write two lines in APL, And make the buggers run.

- Stan Kelly-Bootle

Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing.

- Stan Kelly-Bootle