We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy…

- Moon Unit Zappa

I have a tree man coming to trim the jacaranda in my front garden.

- Moon Unit Zappa

How strange, when your father's wearing women's clothes and platform shoes, that a pair of loafers looks incredible.

- Moon Unit Zappa

If there's anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it's being washed up right after.

- Moon Unit Zappa

I made enough money to buy a house. That's crazy, but fame proved ephemeral.

- Moon Unit Zappa

It occurred to me, when I was old enough to make rules of my own, that they should be fair and simple.

- Moon Unit Zappa

I grew up with too much freedom. You can't define yourself.

- Moon Unit Zappa

I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike …

- Moon Unit Zappa

Everyone has flaws. It's a matter of finding the ones you can live with.

- Moon Unit Zappa