Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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When I give concerts, the tickets sell for five dollars to one hundred dollars, but for my concerts the five-dollar seats are down in front... the further back you go, the more you have to pay. The hundred dollar seats are the last two rows, and those tickets go like hotcakes! In fact, if you pay two hundred dollars you don't have to come at all.

Jack Benny's Popular Quotes

I'm like Will Rogers, I never met a man I didn't like... well, Eichmann maybe.

- Jack Benny

I was born in Waukegan a long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our rabbi was an Indian.

- Jack Benny

When you talk about the world's greatest entertainer you have to say Al Jolson because there was no one like him. Only Judy Garland and perhaps Frank…

- Jack Benny

I began my show business career playing violin in San Francisco at the corner of Market and Taylor. I understand that there is a theater there now.

- Jack Benny

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.

- Jack Benny

Gags die, humor doesn't.

- Jack Benny

Any man who would walk five miles through the snow, barefoot, just to return a library book so he could save three cents - that's my kind of guy.

- Jack Benny

When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.

- Jack Benny

I was going to buy my girl a Packard car for Christmas, but it took too long to deliver, so I bought her some handkerchiefs.

- Jack Benny