Architects are the new comedians.

- Simon Doonan

Wearing a pair of yellow shoes does not make you an interesting person, that is of course unless you've just murdered someone in them.

- Simon Doonan

All over America, people are making kamikaze choices about what to wear. They are misrepresenting the goods. They are letting their clothes write che…

- Simon Doonan

I don't want a politician who's thinking about fashion for even one millisecond. It's the same as medical professionals. The idea of a person in a Co…

- Simon Doonan

Conformity is the only real fashion crime

- Simon Doonan

Conformity is the only real fashion crime. To not dress like yourself and to sublimate your spirit to some kind of group identity is succumbing to fa…

- Simon Doonan

Knowing who you really are and dressing the part -- with an air of amused recklessness -- is life affirming for you and life enhancing for other peop…

- Simon Doonan

Why be formal when you can be fabulously feral? Why be conventional when you can be happy?

- Simon Doonan

Why the hell wouldn't you want to be one of the fabulous people, the life enhancers, who look interesting and smell luscious and who dare to be gorge…

- Simon Doonan