Constitutionally I don't exist.

- Prince Philip

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.

- Prince Philip

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

- Prince Philip

It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.

- Prince Philip

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

- Prince Philip

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

- Prince Philip

"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."

- Prince Philip

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

- Prince Philip

No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.

- Prince Philip