Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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I THINK ITS COOL THAT OTHER CROWDS LIKE WHAT I DO. HOWEVER IVE ALWAYS HAD A GOOD MIX OF PEOPLE AT MY SHOWS. I STARTED DOING THINGS ON RADIO ON ROCK MARKETS AND ALTERNATIVE MARKETS. IVE ALWAYS BEEN A COUNTRY TYPE ACT HOWEVER I STARTED WITH THE ROCK MARKET. IM VERY INTERCHANGEABLE.

Larry The Cable Guy's Popular Quotes

I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.

- Larry The Cable Guy

Sometimes you've gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck.

- Larry The Cable Guy

I'm on the diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That's a good diet. I lost 10 pounds and my driver's license.

- Larry The Cable Guy

Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling

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I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo

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I pretty much live on my tour bus.I do well around 300 shows a year. A lot of times I will do two shows a night.

- Larry The Cable Guy

I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I'm sure you are aware …

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Remember, half the people you know are below average.

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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

- Larry The Cable Guy