It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.
Never point at anything beige and call it cool. - Lea Delaria
Never point at anything beige and call it cool.
- Lea Delaria
No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago. - Lea Delaria
No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago.
They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a guy can still g… - Lea Delaria
They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a guy can still g…
It's really not enough to just have black women. A really good idea could be to comment on how they are treated by society. - Lea Delaria
It's really not enough to just have black women. A really good idea could be to comment on how they are treated by society.
My mother said to me, 'Why do you have to call yourself a dyke? Why can't you be a nice lesbian?' 'Because I'm not a nice lesbian, I'm a big dyke.' - Lea Delaria
My mother said to me, 'Why do you have to call yourself a dyke? Why can't you be a nice lesbian?' 'Because I'm not a nice lesbian, I'm a big dyke.'
It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men. - Lea Delaria
It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men.
A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's… - Lea Delaria
A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's…
As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room. - Lea Delaria
As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room.
What do you mean, you "don't believe in homosexuality?" It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary. - Lea Delaria
What do you mean, you "don't believe in homosexuality?" It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary.
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