Do I know my lines? As I'm getting older, they're getting harder to learn. The old brain cells are deteriorating.

- Pauline Quirke

I'm not a fan of maggots. I could never do that I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!

- Pauline Quirke

It would be interesting to go to Buckingham Palace. I'd just like to see what goes on - I'm not bothered about hearing any political chat.

- Pauline Quirke

I don't think I spoil my kids, I'm fairly responsible.

- Pauline Quirke

People think they know me from somewhere, and then I open my mouth and they realise it's me from Birds Of A Feather.

- Pauline Quirke

It doesn't take much to say please or thank you.

- Pauline Quirke

I could be a dray man delivering the beer, maybe. If they could wangle some cockney in, that would be great.

- Pauline Quirke

I once worked in a pub. I couldn't add up to save my life, but I could pull the pints.

- Pauline Quirke