You could pray all you want that you have a massive stroke while you're working and die, but possibly that won't happen, and you'll be in this bed, and somebody's going to have to clean you up.
My life is so boring that your brains are going to melt and come out of your eyes. - Roz Chast
My life is so boring that your brains are going to melt and come out of your eyes.
- Roz Chast
Childhood - that was not my favorite time in my life. - Roz Chast
Childhood - that was not my favorite time in my life.
I used to love to draw things that made me laugh or made friends laugh. When I was 13 or 14, I started thinking, This is what I like to do more than … - Roz Chast
I used to love to draw things that made me laugh or made friends laugh. When I was 13 or 14, I started thinking, This is what I like to do more than …
I noticed that I used to go to second hand shops and flea markets and find funny, cute things, but now I go into those stores, and I think, This is d… - Roz Chast
I noticed that I used to go to second hand shops and flea markets and find funny, cute things, but now I go into those stores, and I think, This is d…
The fact that cartoons are reproduced doesn't mean anything to me as far as whether they are "real art" or not. - Roz Chast
The fact that cartoons are reproduced doesn't mean anything to me as far as whether they are "real art" or not.
I had the impression in art school that cartooning was thought of as a lesser art than painting because cartoons are reproduced, so the "work" is not… - Roz Chast
I had the impression in art school that cartooning was thought of as a lesser art than painting because cartoons are reproduced, so the "work" is not…
You would open a drawer, which my father had jammed full of newspapers, and the bottom would drop out. There were buttons and screws and nails and bo… - Roz Chast
You would open a drawer, which my father had jammed full of newspapers, and the bottom would drop out. There were buttons and screws and nails and bo…
I think when you really love something, you notice the minutiae. - Roz Chast
I think when you really love something, you notice the minutiae.
Even under the best of circumstances - in twenty-first century America at least - caring for elderly parents ain't no place for sissies. - Roz Chast
Even under the best of circumstances - in twenty-first century America at least - caring for elderly parents ain't no place for sissies.
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