If I could only see one miracle, just one miracle. Like a burning bush, or the seas part, or my uncle Sasha pick up a check.
If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse. - Woody Allen
If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
- Woody Allen
I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm. - Woody Allen
I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun. - Woody Allen
Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun.
I think universal harmony is a pipedream and it may be more productive to focus on more modest goals, like a ban on yodeling. - Woody Allen
I think universal harmony is a pipedream and it may be more productive to focus on more modest goals, like a ban on yodeling.
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door. - Woody Allen
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
I do believe that reality is dreadful and that you are forced to choose it in the end or go crazy, but that it kills you. - Woody Allen
I do believe that reality is dreadful and that you are forced to choose it in the end or go crazy, but that it kills you.
Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle. - Woody Allen
Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.
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