Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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You could drive a rental car until you don't want it. Just get out of it while it's moving and just walk away. No, I don't feel like being in that car any longer. Just call Hertz. Hi, your car is drifting into the intersection of 28th and Broadway, if you're interested. It's now your problem.

Louis C. K.'s Popular Quotes

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy

- Louis C. K.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

- Louis C. K.

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

- Louis C. K.

When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.

- Louis C. K.

Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.’

- Louis C. K.

When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.

- Louis C. K.

What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you

- Louis C. K.

People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not.

- Louis C. K.

The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It's a massive gift to be able to say you're not the most import…

- Louis C. K.