Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.

Al Yankovic's Popular Quotes

Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me.

- Al Yankovic

My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.

- Al Yankovic

That's a big part of my life - doing things that I'm not prepared to do. Doing things that I don't know how to do, and keep doing them until I get go…

- Al Yankovic

My wife went off with Elvis.

- Al Yankovic

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

- Al Yankovic

Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.

- Al Yankovic

If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.

- Al Yankovic

I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.

- Al Yankovic

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

- Al Yankovic