I am neither Christian enough nor charitable enough to like anybody just because he is alive and breathing. I want people to interest or amuse me. I …

- Betty Macdonald

In the country Sunday is the day on which you do exactly as much work as you do on other days but feel guilty all the time you are doing it because S…

- Betty Macdonald

Our little room was morbidly quiet and sorrow was heaped in my corner like dirty snow.

- Betty Macdonald

Her magic formula for dealing with children is ignoring all faults and accenting tiny virtues. She says, "Instead of telling Tommy day in and day out…

- Betty Macdonald

I'll do it because I want to but not because you tell me to!

- Betty Macdonald

In the country, weather is as important as food and sometimes means the difference between life and death.

- Betty Macdonald

There’s nothing as cozy as a piece of candy and a book.

- Betty Macdonald

Dare we face the question of just how much of the darkness around us is of our own making?

- Betty Macdonald

The coffee was so strong it snarled as it lurched out of the pot.

- Betty Macdonald