Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?

Bill Watterson's Popular Quotes

I let my mind wander and it didn't come back.

- Bill Watterson

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

- Bill Watterson

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

- Bill Watterson

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

- Bill Watterson

That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

- Bill Watterson

I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.

- Bill Watterson

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

- Bill Watterson

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

- Bill Watterson

It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

- Bill Watterson