Of course, the age-old tradition that a star must appear even if he or she is practically dying is an excellent one, but it can be carried too far. I one played a performance of The Knight of the Burning Pestle with a temperature of 103 and gave sixteen members of the company mumps, thereby closing the play and throwing everybody out of work. There may be a moral lurking somewhere in this, but I cannot for the life of me discover what it is.
I don't think pornography is harmful, but it is terribly, terribly boring. - Noel Coward
I don't think pornography is harmful, but it is terribly, terribly boring.
- Noel Coward
Familiarity breeds contempt, but without a little familiarity it's impossible to breed anything. - Noel Coward
Familiarity breeds contempt, but without a little familiarity it's impossible to breed anything.
Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom. - Noel Coward
Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.
It's never too early for a cocktail. - Noel Coward
It's never too early for a cocktail.
My importance to the world is relatively small. On the other hand, my importance to myself is tremendous. I am all I have to work with, to play with,… - Noel Coward
My importance to the world is relatively small. On the other hand, my importance to myself is tremendous. I am all I have to work with, to play with,…
Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you. - Noel Coward
Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.
Trust your instincts. If you have no instincts, trust your impulses. - Noel Coward
Trust your instincts. If you have no instincts, trust your impulses.
Consider the public. Never fear it nor despise it. Coax it, charm it, interest it, stimulate it, shock it now and then if you must, make it laugh, ma… - Noel Coward
Consider the public. Never fear it nor despise it. Coax it, charm it, interest it, stimulate it, shock it now and then if you must, make it laugh, ma…
You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed. - Noel Coward
You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.
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