Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwhile careers in the street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack of understanding of this simple fact.
Interpretation
Being sober during exams is crucial for success, as ignorance can lead to limited career opportunities.
This quote from Terry Pratchett humorously emphasizes the importance of being sober and alert during examinations. By alluding to unusual careers that might emerge from a lack of understanding regarding this fact, Pratchett cleverly points out that poor decision-making can have serious consequences, especially when it comes to one's future and career choices.
In practice
In a light-hearted speech about preparing for exams, one could use this quote to emphasize the importance of focus.
And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant's children didn't have a daddy anymore. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after, without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done...which proves that you can be excused for just about anything if you are a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions.
They've got something they do it with, I think it's called a mocracy, and it means everyone in the whole country can say who the new Tyrant is. One man ... one vet. ... Everyone has ... the vet. Except for women, of course. And children. And criminals. And slaves. And stupid people. And people of foreign extraction. And people disapproved of for, er, various reasons. And lots of other people. But everyone apart from them. It's a very enlightened civilization.
Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.
You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.
Any fool could be a witch with a runic knife, but it took skill to be one with an apple corer.
People look down on stuff like geography and meteorology, and not only because they're standing on one and being soaked by the other. They don't look quite like real science. But geography is only physics slowed down and with a few trees stuck on it, and meteorology is full of excitingly fashionable chaos and complexity. And summer isn't a time. It's a place as well. Summer is a moving creature and likes to go south for the winter.
Ascot is so exclusive that it is the only racecourse in the world where the horses own the people.
We laugh a lot. That's for sure. Sure beats the alternative, doesn't it?
I got a fan letter on the back of a prison menu. And I remember thinking, 'Well, they get pie. It's not so bad. They get pie on the weekends.' I want to say blueberry and also a Boston cream pie. Not so bad.
The truth is, Pavlov's dog trained Pavlov to ring this bell just before the dog salivated.
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
I learned how fast you can go from being an international hero to being a reference in a joke on a late night talk show.
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