Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.
What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start. - Danny Devito
What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start.
- Danny Devito
Even if one doesn't smoke pot, one has to see the benefits of decriminalizing it. - Danny Devito
Even if one doesn't smoke pot, one has to see the benefits of decriminalizing it.
The whole point of love is to put someone else’s needs above your own. - Danny Devito
The whole point of love is to put someone else’s needs above your own.
There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go? - Danny Devito
There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?
I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a … - Danny Devito
I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a …
I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all alone now in a big hotel suite that you can't believe the size of it and … - Danny Devito
I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all alone now in a big hotel suite that you can't believe the size of it and …
Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything. - Danny Devito
Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything.
It don't care whether I'm good enough. It don't care whether I snore or not. It don't care which God I pray to. There are only three things with that… - Danny Devito
It don't care whether I'm good enough. It don't care whether I snore or not. It don't care which God I pray to. There are only three things with that…
Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money. - Danny Devito
Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money.
Login to join the discussion
Login to join the discussion