So of course that was the moment my motherboard decided to do a short internal scan, throw up its hands, and screech, “Dear Lawd, a VAMPIRE has taken mah blood!” and initiate a general shutdown.
Cool! Now I can steal some rich old coot's Ferrari and go fishing for marlin with the same piece of jewelry. - Jennifer Rardin
Cool! Now I can steal some rich old coot's Ferrari and go fishing for marlin with the same piece of jewelry.
- Jennifer Rardin
I described the pyramid we'd found and waited for him to jump on the bandwagon. Unfortunately he's afraid of wagons. And bands. - Jennifer Rardin
I described the pyramid we'd found and waited for him to jump on the bandwagon. Unfortunately he's afraid of wagons. And bands.
Unbelievable. After what just happened between us no, I don’t have any right. None at all. We’re barely a couple. We’re not even sleeping together. I… - Jennifer Rardin
Unbelievable. After what just happened between us no, I don’t have any right. None at all. We’re barely a couple. We’re not even sleeping together. I…
So of course that was the moment my motherboard decided to do a short internal scan, throw up its hands, and screech, “Dear Lawd, a VAMPIRE has taken… - Jennifer Rardin
So of course that was the moment my motherboard decided to do a short internal scan, throw up its hands, and screech, “Dear Lawd, a VAMPIRE has taken…
Cassandra,” he said, “I hope you know that poaching Muppets is illegal in this country. - Jennifer Rardin
Cassandra,” he said, “I hope you know that poaching Muppets is illegal in this country.
Besides my professional goals, I have a couple of private ones, my man. One of those is to pet a kangaroo before I leave Australia. I understand ther… - Jennifer Rardin
Besides my professional goals, I have a couple of private ones, my man. One of those is to pet a kangaroo before I leave Australia. I understand ther…
Sometimes things would be so much simpler if you could just pull out your gun and shoot the bad guy. Reason number seventeen why Indiana Jones is my … - Jennifer Rardin
Sometimes things would be so much simpler if you could just pull out your gun and shoot the bad guy. Reason number seventeen why Indiana Jones is my …
I am driving an unfamiliar vehicle down a narrow road I've never seen before. Do you really want to be pissing me off right now? - Jennifer Rardin
I am driving an unfamiliar vehicle down a narrow road I've never seen before. Do you really want to be pissing me off right now?
Hey, if you're going to price yourself, I say go high. - Jennifer Rardin
Hey, if you're going to price yourself, I say go high.
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