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Of course they're real people. They're Oompa-Loompas...Imported direct from Loompaland...And oh what a terrible country it is! Nothing but thick jungles infested by the most dangerous beasts in the world - hornswogglers and snozzwangers and those terrible wicked whangdoodles. A whangdoodle would eat ten Oompa-Loompas for breakfast and come galloping back for a second helping.

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Roald Dahl's Popular Quotes

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You is getting nosier than a parker.

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Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world.

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Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.

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We make realities out of our dreams and dreams out of our realities. We are the dreamers of the dream.

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If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books.

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A life is made up of a great number of small incidents, and a small number of great ones.

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A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

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I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I'll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or …

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