The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck.
I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid f… - Eric Bristow
I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid f…
- Eric Bristow
I remember when we were in the World Cup in Australia and I had to win the singles against Tony Payne, best of seven legs, to win it. I was 2-0 down … - Eric Bristow
I remember when we were in the World Cup in Australia and I had to win the singles against Tony Payne, best of seven legs, to win it. I was 2-0 down …
You can't drink too many otherwise you can't see what you're throwing at. - Eric Bristow
You can't drink too many otherwise you can't see what you're throwing at.
I have two bowls of confidence for breakfast each morning. - Eric Bristow
I have two bowls of confidence for breakfast each morning.
I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out. - Eric Bristow
I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.
Nah, I don't watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes. I just don't have the time. - Eric Bristow
Nah, I don't watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes. I just don't have the time.
I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better. - Eric Bristow
I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better.
I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week. - Eric Bristow
I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.
You eat when you're hungry, and I'm not normally hungry in the mornings. - Eric Bristow
You eat when you're hungry, and I'm not normally hungry in the mornings.
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