I just remember a creepy sex-ed teacher putting a banana on a condom and then saying, "It goes in the girl if she gets all juicy." We didn't even believe it. We were like, "Well, that's weird."
In terms of what happened to Amy [Schumer], if that happened to me I would be like, "Yes, please leave." But I toured a lot. I started as an opening … - Jen Kirkman
In terms of what happened to Amy [Schumer], if that happened to me I would be like, "Yes, please leave." But I toured a lot. I started as an opening …
- Jen Kirkman
People said to me, "You know, when you record a special, you're going to regret it. The one thing you'll regret because you're a comic is you'll thin… - Jen Kirkman
People said to me, "You know, when you record a special, you're going to regret it. The one thing you'll regret because you're a comic is you'll thin…
Testosterone makes you completely out of control, but that's okay. - Jen Kirkman
Testosterone makes you completely out of control, but that's okay.
There have been many times in my life where I got opportunities that I never thought would be the things that I needed, so I'm always saying, "I want… - Jen Kirkman
There have been many times in my life where I got opportunities that I never thought would be the things that I needed, so I'm always saying, "I want…
[Yoga] never calms me. Ever. But it certainly helps me prevent something. - Jen Kirkman
[Yoga] never calms me. Ever. But it certainly helps me prevent something.
I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it. - Jen Kirkman
I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it.
I'm tired of explaining to Hollywood that people would laugh at me, because I go around America making them laugh every week. Nobody would be offende… - Jen Kirkman
I'm tired of explaining to Hollywood that people would laugh at me, because I go around America making them laugh every week. Nobody would be offende…
Let's say I was like, "I'm going to write a book this year," which I'm not. Let's just say that was it. Then it would be for the joy of writing it. I… - Jen Kirkman
Let's say I was like, "I'm going to write a book this year," which I'm not. Let's just say that was it. Then it would be for the joy of writing it. I…
I always try to be open to whatever the universe wants from me. - Jen Kirkman
I always try to be open to whatever the universe wants from me.
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