The fact that, in the United States, there are people serving ten-year prison terms for growing marijuana plants in their backyards while Wall Street…

- Mark Haskell Smith

In our culture, we have smart people and then we have the hot people. And the hot people have all the sex, and the smart people don't.

- Mark Haskell Smith

"What kind of world do we live in? Why are we applauding this guy's abs?" I mean, no offense to Michael Phelps. We like him. But he's not smart. He h…

- Mark Haskell Smith