If I found the cure for dystrophy tomorrow, I would do a telethon in four weeks for acute pain that in this country is a bigger problem than cancer, heart, sickle cell, anemia, name it. It is - it's hitting 70 million Americans.
I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don't get into it because I do comedy already. - Jerry Lewis
I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don't get into it because I do comedy already.
- Jerry Lewis
It'll keep you alive for another 10 years if you get yourself a laugh once a day: either provoke it, or look around in the wildest laboratory in the … - Jerry Lewis
It'll keep you alive for another 10 years if you get yourself a laugh once a day: either provoke it, or look around in the wildest laboratory in the …
For those who understand, no explaination is needed...For those who don't, none will do. - Jerry Lewis
For those who understand, no explaination is needed...For those who don't, none will do.
If you think childlike, you'll stay young. If you keep your energy going, and do everything with a little flair, you're gunna stay young. But most pe… - Jerry Lewis
If you think childlike, you'll stay young. If you keep your energy going, and do everything with a little flair, you're gunna stay young. But most pe…
A lot of people resent that I've been in someone's life for 50 years. Why shouldn't people have an affection for me and what I've done? Didn't I have… - Jerry Lewis
A lot of people resent that I've been in someone's life for 50 years. Why shouldn't people have an affection for me and what I've done? Didn't I have…
I've had great success being a total idiot. - Jerry Lewis
I've had great success being a total idiot.
You might as well like yourself; just think about all the time you're gonna have to spend with you. - Jerry Lewis
You might as well like yourself; just think about all the time you're gonna have to spend with you.
I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize the… - Jerry Lewis
I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize the…
The doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say, 'Get the other 41 bucks from the othe… - Jerry Lewis
The doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say, 'Get the other 41 bucks from the othe…
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