Your head is full of kelp.

- Rick Riordan

Me? I slept like the dead, which I hoped wasn’t a sign of things to come.

- Rick Riordan

Percy yelled. "What's going- Gah! Shrimpzilla!

- Rick Riordan

Who are you?" Ethan Nakamura. I have to kill you." ??

- Rick Riordan

Knowledge isn't always good for you.

- Rick Riordan

The right choice is hardly ever the easy choice.

- Rick Riordan

Nothing is unfixable.

- Rick Riordan

You're a stalker with hooves." -Percy Jackson

- Rick Riordan

Sometimes you have to lose a piece to win a game.

- Rick Riordan