Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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I remember when I posed as a customs officer so that I could meet Oscar Wilde. I said to him "Have you anything to declare?" He said "I have nothing to declare but my genius." I said "I'll put that down as nothing then shall I?" For I am the wittiest man on Earth.

Simon Munnery's Popular Quotes

All men are brothers. Hence war.

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I wear glasses myself. As an affectation, as a badge of high intellect and to see with.

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Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six.

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Like bees around honey. Why are bees so attracted to honey, since they make it? It can only be vanity.

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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.

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What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone inscribed with the words: so what?

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The truly beautiful are often abused for apparent ugliness just as those with great vision often bump into things.

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Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water.

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I've got nothing against any individual American, except that there aren't any. They're always Irish-American, African-American... There's never an A…

- Simon Munnery