Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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I remember learning to drive on my dad's lap. Did you guys ever do that? He'd work the brakes. I'd work the wheel. Then I went to take the driver's test and sat on the examiner's lap. I failed the exam. But he still writes to me. That's the really nice part.

Garry Shandling's Popular Quotes

When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

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Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because t…

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In the year 2525, that song will be even less popular than when it first came out.

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I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell

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They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.

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I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.

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I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was on fire, and all she talked about was herself. You know thes…

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Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.

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I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.

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