Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.
You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody. - Abe Lemons
You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.
- Abe Lemons
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody. - Abe Lemons
We did have three go to the YMCA. - Abe Lemons
We did have three go to the YMCA.
I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year. - Abe Lemons
I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.
They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay. - Abe Lemons
They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.
You mean in the state? - Abe Lemons
You mean in the state?
I don't have any tricky plays. I'd rather have tricky players. - Abe Lemons
I don't have any tricky plays. I'd rather have tricky players.
Hell no. When I die I want to be sick. - Abe Lemons
Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.
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