Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

- Sid Waddell

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

- Sid Waddell

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

- Sid Waddell

Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!

- Sid Waddell

Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.

- Sid Waddell

Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!

- Sid Waddell

The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.

- Sid Waddell

William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.

- Sid Waddell

Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!

- Sid Waddell