I do have health insurance (don't fine me, [Barack] Obama!). And while we agree that career is important, my mother has an AOL email address and shar…

- Kate Siegel

My daughter lives in an apartment (hovel) in Brooklyn, so disgusting the roaches don't even bother hiking up the four flights of stairs to her door. …

- Kate Siegel

My daughter wrote a book. She is a New York Times Bestselling Author. Fabulous. Couldn't be more proud. She also has no health insurance. A 401 K? Dr…

- Kate Siegel

Every woman needs to think about her career above everything. And I'll say it again...Kate [Siegel] is unemployed.

- Kate Siegel

I'll say this again: Her presence would be the best Mother's Day gift I could ever ask for. I know Kate Siegel a big bestselling author now, but I wa…

- Kate Siegel

I have proven a danger to both myself and those around me when carrying these weapons. I'm extraordinarily clumsy.

- Kate Siegel

After all that, you would think daughter would want to spend time with me, but she's busy. I get it.

- Kate Siegel

The last thing I need is for daughter to move back into my basement and become another unemployed millennial statistic. Would love for her to get a j…

- Kate Siegel

Have to love the preemptive guilt trip! I will be visiting home for Mother's Day. Hoping for minimal "baby cannon" talk, but realistically that's goi…

- Kate Siegel