The other day I started to take a course in psycho-ceramics. What is psycho-ceramics? It's the study of crackpots.
You know how Van Nuys got its name? Well, one day my little old Jewish mother was visiting me, and I took her to the top of the Hollywood Hills and h… - Joey Bishop
You know how Van Nuys got its name? Well, one day my little old Jewish mother was visiting me, and I took her to the top of the Hollywood Hills and h…
- Joey Bishop
A salesman called on my wife the other day and tried to sell her a freezer. You'll save a fortune on your food bills, he promised. I can't tell you h… - Joey Bishop
A salesman called on my wife the other day and tried to sell her a freezer. You'll save a fortune on your food bills, he promised. I can't tell you h…
There are many things that I find attractive about a woman. Foremost to me, of course, would be a sense of humor-but that doesn't come in a bottle. - Joey Bishop
There are many things that I find attractive about a woman. Foremost to me, of course, would be a sense of humor-but that doesn't come in a bottle.
The other day I started to take a course in psycho-ceramics. What is psycho-ceramics? It's the study of crackpots. - Joey Bishop
One time we were having dinner and some guy came by and took a potato off of Frank Sinatra's plate. And Frank said, “Hey pal, are you hungry?” The gu… - Joey Bishop
One time we were having dinner and some guy came by and took a potato off of Frank Sinatra's plate. And Frank said, “Hey pal, are you hungry?” The gu…
The president of a TV network generously agreed to take his company's aptitude test, a test required of all the personnel. He did badly. As a result … - Joey Bishop
The president of a TV network generously agreed to take his company's aptitude test, a test required of all the personnel. He did badly. As a result …
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money. - Joey Bishop
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
I don't consider success doing a show for 30 years; I'm sorry. To me, you're successful when you graduate from something. I did a series, I did a tal… - Joey Bishop
I don't consider success doing a show for 30 years; I'm sorry. To me, you're successful when you graduate from something. I did a series, I did a tal…
You can cut your hair how you want, but I think you should get to where you wear it normal for the future. - Joey Bishop
You can cut your hair how you want, but I think you should get to where you wear it normal for the future.
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