I heard the other day of a man who paid a psychologist $50 to cure him of an inferiority complex - and later was fined $25 and costs for talking back to a traffic cop.
Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been an art form. - Shelley Berman
Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been an art form.
- Shelley Berman
We teach reading, writing and math by [having students do] them. But we teach democracy by lecture. - Shelley Berman
We teach reading, writing and math by [having students do] them. But we teach democracy by lecture.
My whole act is confession. - Shelley Berman
My whole act is confession.
A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business. - Shelley Berman
A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business.
I heard the other day of a man who paid a psychologist $50 to cure him of an inferiority complex - and later was fined $25 and costs for talking back… - Shelley Berman
I heard the other day of a man who paid a psychologist $50 to cure him of an inferiority complex - and later was fined $25 and costs for talking back…
The most unusual salesman I ever met is a fellow who made a modest fortune purveying lightning rods. But he suddenly lost interest in his work. He go… - Shelley Berman
The most unusual salesman I ever met is a fellow who made a modest fortune purveying lightning rods. But he suddenly lost interest in his work. He go…
If you've never met a student from the University of Chicago, I'll describe him to you. If you give him a glass of water, he says, 'This is a glass o… - Shelley Berman
If you've never met a student from the University of Chicago, I'll describe him to you. If you give him a glass of water, he says, 'This is a glass o…
The most memorable performance was my appearance in concert in Carnegie Hall. The first standup to do so. - Shelley Berman
The most memorable performance was my appearance in concert in Carnegie Hall. The first standup to do so.
I am careful with my material and presentation. - Shelley Berman
I am careful with my material and presentation.
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