Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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I can remember the day when all that a professor was supposed to do was to mark "C minus" on students' examination papers, then gohome to tea. Nowadays they seem to feel that they must know just how much we (outside the university) eat, what we do with our spare time, and how we like our eggs.

Robert Benchley's Popular Quotes

My only solution for the problem of habitual accidents is to stay in bed all day. Even then, there is always the chance that you will fall out.

- Robert Benchley

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

- Robert Benchley

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

- Robert Benchley

There may be said to be two classes of people in the world; those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.

- Robert Benchley

What is the disease which manifests itself in an inability to leave a party--any party at all--until it is all over and the lightsare being put out?.…

- Robert Benchley

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

- Robert Benchley

I once heard a woman laugh at that most tragic moment in all drama, the off-stage shot in "The Wild Duck," and I afterward had her killed, so there w…

- Robert Benchley

Who said time machines haven't been built yet? They already exist. They're called books

- Robert Benchley

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

- Robert Benchley