A School Library is Like the Bat Cave: it's a safe fortress in a chaotic world, a source of knowledge and the lair of a superhero.

- Tom Angleberger

Beware the power of the dark side.

- Tom Angleberger

The Force- always may it be with you.

- Tom Angleberger

Sometimes I wonder if all my friends are insane.

- Tom Angleberger

I'm one of those people who likes a good G-rated movie. So many of my favorite movies are G-rated. I think it's exciting to see a director really pus…

- Tom Angleberger

Didn't Gandalf say "With great power comes great responsibility"? (If it wasn't Gandalf, maybe it was Thomas Jefferson. Or Spider-Man's uncle.)

- Tom Angleberger

Dear Frank Einstein, Please invent time machine. Send your books back in time to me in 1978. Also a levitating skateboard. Tommy

- Tom Angleberger

It pays to be nice. Maybe not right away, but someday.

- Tom Angleberger