We’re built to deal with death, disease, failure, struggle, heartbreak, problems. It’s what separates us from the animals and why we envy and love an…

- Marc Maron

It amazes me that we are all on Twitter and Facebook. By "we" I mean adults. We're adults, right? But emotionally we're a culture of seven-year-olds.…

- Marc Maron

Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'

- Marc Maron

In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.

- Marc Maron

Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.

- Marc Maron

It's not all about love. That's half of it... The other half is about that moment you have with yourself when you're looking in the mirror, and you j…

- Marc Maron

I'm happy, certainly, given the times we're living in, to be doing OK, and to not be worrying about money, and to be producing something I enjoy.

- Marc Maron

Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.

- Marc Maron

I feel bad for people who have never been addicted to anything, because they're the real losers. You want to know why? Because they don't know what i…

- Marc Maron