You only live once, so off with them pants. Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance.

- Mojo Nixon

I love you more than the pool hall, but not as much as football.

- Mojo Nixon

When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one of you out there.

- Mojo Nixon

Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still The King.

- Mojo Nixon

I can't understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God that's not religion, that's no…

- Mojo Nixon

Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me.

- Mojo Nixon

People from outer space they come up to me, they don't look like Doctor Spock, they don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like…

- Mojo Nixon

I love blacks and gays and latinos, as long as they don't live next door.

- Mojo Nixon

National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.

- Mojo Nixon