I was hurt so deep that I made up my mind never to hurt anybody else, no matter what. I never made jokes about anybody's big ears, their stut-terin', or about them bein' off their nut.
Don't put no constrictions on da people! Leave 'em the hell alone! - Jimmy Durante
Don't put no constrictions on da people! Leave 'em the hell alone!
- Jimmy Durante
Me and my big mouth! I'd get rid of it, only it's such a handy place to keep my teeth. - Jimmy Durante
Me and my big mouth! I'd get rid of it, only it's such a handy place to keep my teeth.
Don't put no constrictions on da people. Leave 'em ta hell alone. - Jimmy Durante
Don't put no constrictions on da people. Leave 'em ta hell alone.
Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down. - Jimmy Durante
Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down.
That's the conditions that prevail! - Jimmy Durante
That's the conditions that prevail!
It dawned on me then that as long as I could laugh, I was safe from the world; and I have learned since that laughter keeps me safe from myself, too. - Jimmy Durante
It dawned on me then that as long as I could laugh, I was safe from the world; and I have learned since that laughter keeps me safe from myself, too.
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
Make someone happy, Make just one someone happy, And you will be happy, too. - Jimmy Durante
Make someone happy, Make just one someone happy, And you will be happy, too.
All of us have schnozzles... if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of defending them, we… - Jimmy Durante
All of us have schnozzles... if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of defending them, we…
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