B looked down the shaft, at a metal ladder and darkness beyond. "Me first?" Of course. You're the apprentice, so you always go first into the unknown…

- Tim Pratt

Being ruled by a depraved poet-king who is sacrified each spring is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.

- Tim Pratt

If I became lost in the multiverse, exploring infinite parallel dimensions, my only criterion for settling down somewhere would be whether or not I c…

- Tim Pratt

But you know me-I'm an information magpie, always interested in shiny bits of intel. I've never gotten in trouble because of knowing too much.

- Tim Pratt