Don't trust anybody who'd rather be grammatically correct than have a good time.

- Tom Robbins

Don't be outraged, be outrageous.

- Tom Robbins

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

- Tom Robbins

Our individuality is all, all, that we have. There are those who barter it for security, those who repress it for what they believe is the betterment…

- Tom Robbins

The Devil doesn't make us do anything. The Devil, for example, doesn't make us mean. Rather, when we're mean, we make the Devil. Literally. Our actio…

- Tom Robbins

The world is a wonderfully weird place, consensual reality is significantly flawed, no institution can be trusted, certainty is a mirage, security a …

- Tom Robbins

Self-esteem is for sissies. Accept that you're a pimple and try to keep a lively sense of humor about it. That way lies grace - and maybe even glory.

- Tom Robbins

Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving.

- Tom Robbins

In the beginning was the thing. And one thing led to another.

- Tom Robbins