Whats a gonzotic frenzy? Well its me in the throes of an ink splattering attempt to capture the feeling I have at that particular time.

- Ralph Steadman

Whores get bow-legged and bankers get mean, which is strange when you think that if whores get bow-legged, bankers should get generous, but they neve…

- Ralph Steadman

I get my best ideas in a thunderstorm. I have the power and majesty of nature on my side.

- Ralph Steadman

Call immediately. Time is running out. We both need to do something monstrous before we die.

- Ralph Steadman

Evil is always devising more corrosive misery through man's restless need to exact revenge out of his hate.

- Ralph Steadman

I am ashamed of a human race that can continue to allow the sordid ambitions of politicized groups who genuinely feel that right is on their side, an…

- Ralph Steadman

Half of art is accident, but there is no accident without free experiment.

- Ralph Steadman

Moral authority has been laid to rest, world opinion is no more than a game show and the difference between good and evil is about as relevant as cha…

- Ralph Steadman

I am an artist, I trade in uncertainty and superstition and cant. I invent dark visions of impossible situations that can never be resolved.

- Ralph Steadman