Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.
I feel great. I had a triple bypass in 1976 and a quadruple bypass in 1984. - Jimmy Piersall
I feel great. I had a triple bypass in 1976 and a quadruple bypass in 1984.
- Jimmy Piersall
I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die. - Jimmy Piersall
I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put f… - Jimmy Piersall
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put f…
I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy. - Jimmy Piersall
I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy.
Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. Nobody knew who I was until that happened. - Jimmy Piersall
Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. Nobody knew who I was until that happened.
If Kona were to get a new logo, it would have to be a original character, not some well know one. - Jimmy Piersall
If Kona were to get a new logo, it would have to be a original character, not some well know one.
... I want the world to know that people like me who have returned from the half-world of mental oblivion are not forever contaminated. We have been … - Jimmy Piersall
... I want the world to know that people like me who have returned from the half-world of mental oblivion are not forever contaminated. We have been …
Nutrition makes me puke. - Jimmy Piersall
Nutrition makes me puke.
I didn't get hurt in the contest. I hurt it the next day. - Jimmy Piersall
I didn't get hurt in the contest. I hurt it the next day.
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