Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good - we want it Tuesday.
Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good - we want it Tuesday. - Denis Norden
- Denis Norden
If all the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players, where do all the audiences come from? - Denis Norden
If all the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players, where do all the audiences come from?
I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days. - Denis Norden
I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days.
The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount of money from the song publishers and would use that money to pay … - Denis Norden
The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount of money from the song publishers and would use that money to pay …
And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's funny - and you have n… - Denis Norden
And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's funny - and you have n…
I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny. - Denis Norden
I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny.
It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May. - Denis Norden
It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.
You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D. - Denis Norden
You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D.
There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car. - Denis Norden
There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.
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