Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho MarxRead
Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
Interpretation
The quote humorously reflects a defiant attitude towards death.
Groucho Marx, known for his wit and comedic style, makes a playful statement about mortality. By humorously stating that dying is the last thing he would do, he simultaneously expresses a refusal to be defeated by life's end, highlighting the absurdity of fearing death while embracing life with a lighthearted spirit.
In practice
A comedian might use this quote to lighten the mood during a stand-up routine about aging.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.
Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly: Oh I see. Then, it was murder.
Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.
Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
When an audience is laughing with a character, they make themselves so vulnerable, and they open up. They expose their heart the moment they're laughing, because they're relaxed and they're disarmed.
I'm like a backward berry, Unripened on the vine, For all my friends are fifty, And I'm only forty-nine.
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
A party without cake is really just a meeting.
There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!
MEDICINE, n. A stone flung down the Bowery to kill a dog in Broadway.
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